I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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