so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Also, beer. Big fan.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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