think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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