I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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