just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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