I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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