Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
The Olympian is in my bed
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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