I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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