i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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