Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
These tits shall not be calmed
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize