rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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