If i come over, it means nothing
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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