but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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