Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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