Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
is wine microwaveable?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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