singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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