Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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