I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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