AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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