he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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