So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
that's an acceptable place to lick
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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