Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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