so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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