I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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