he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I think I sprained my soul last night
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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