I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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