You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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