I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
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