I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Also, beer. Big fan.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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