i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I wish i was in the wii world.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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