i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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