my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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