come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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