Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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