I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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