That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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