I just made out with a guy for $7.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Houston, we have a squirter
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
