I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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