stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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