we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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