Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Randomize
