Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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