Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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