For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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