I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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