Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
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