I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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