he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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