if i can run in heels then i can drive
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
the night ended with taco bell and tears
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Randomize