You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Come share oat with me in your robe
you're hired as official boob wrangler
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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