He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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