Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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