brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Your mouth is God's brothel.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
