ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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