I don't think brook has ever known best
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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