it wasn't lemon gatorade
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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