I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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