O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
