So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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